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The Astronomy of ArmageddonSPOILER WARNING!If you haven't seen the movie, this is your last chance to get out of this page before you see what I wrote, which will spoil the ending and lots of plot bits!
[Note added September 6, 2001: This movie came out three years ago, but hardly a day goes by without someone emailing me about something I missed. I can't catch everything, of course, and in this movie bad stuff happened so quickly I couldn't keep up! So let me say here that I appreciate the comments, but to verify what people tell me I would have to watch the movie again, and I would rather stare at the Sun through Hubble than sit through this vile flick one more time. So again thanks for the input, but at this point I will consider this review done, if not complete. ;-) ] Here's the short version: "Armageddon" got some astronomy right. For example, there is an asteroid in the movie, and asteroids do indeed exist. And then there was... um... well, you know... um. Okay, so that was about all they got right. Now I know that accuracy was not the main point of the movie, and clearly from the way the plot played out, realism was the last thing on the minds of the writers. One person who emailed me said the movie had "sub-comic book level science" which is pretty much right. But as always, I can use their Bad Astronomy as a jumping off point for some Good Astronomy. Shall we start?
Bad: In the opening sequence, we see an asteroid headed for Earth, and are told that this was the Dinosaur Killer 65 million years ago. The narrator says that it exploded with the force of "10,000 nuclear weapons".
Good: I find this funny: the writers want to make the numbers sound dramatic, but they actually severely underestimate the energy involved. However, this is not too surprising given the mathematics displayed throughout the rest of the flick... Interestingly, the dinosaur-killer segment was narrated by none other than Charlton Heston. In 1996, NBC aired a TV show called "The Mysterious Origins of Man", a fringe-science show ostensibly about unexplained aspects of science, but in my opinion simply a front for a lot of pseudoscience. Anyway, it had a segment about the Paluxy River tracks, which are supposedly a set of dinosaur footprints with human footprints superposed on top. This turns out not to be the case (see, for example, a web page by Glen Kuban about them). Anyway, I find it odd and vaguely ironic that Charlton Heston narrated both the dinosaur part of "Armageddon" and a TV show saying that humans and dinosaurs coexisted. You may make of this what you will.
Bad: The director of NASA, Dan Truman, says that the asteroid, "the size of Texas", was knocked out of the asteroid belt by a comet, which is why it is headed our way.
Good:
Bad: The big asteroid is preceded by lots of little ones which hit New York City, Paris, Shanghai, etc. etc.
Good: And another thing: why do movie asteroids only target big cities? I bet Ithaca, New York got hit too, but I guess watching students from Cornell running around in panic isn't as much fun as watching a guy and his dog in the streets of Manhattan. I will say though that the Paris sequence was very well done. Sacre bleu!
Bad: The asteroid is completely missed by everyone on Earth until it is only 18 days away. When asked why NASA didn't see this coming, the director says (paraphrasing) "We only have a million dollars to search the whole sky, and it's a big sky". Later, they use Hubble to view the asteroid.
Good: Let's see. Let's say our killer asteroid is the same size as Ceres (remember, 900 km across). The movie says it is moving at 22,000 miles per hour (not metric, of course!), and is 18 days away. That puts it about ten million miles away, or 40 times the Moon's distance. At that distance it is 30 times closer than Ceres. Ceres itself is just barely too faint to seen by the naked eye, but if it were 30 times closer, it would be 900 times brighter! [Note: actually, it would be even brighter than that. Since it would be closer to the Sun, it would receive more light from the Sun, making it about four or so times brighter, plus the 900 times, making it about 3000-4000 times brighter than Ceres. My thanks to Bad Reader Craig Berry for pointing that out to me!] That would make it one of the brightest objects in the sky. Even if we were to assume it was farther away, like 60 days from impact (two months), it would be ten times brighter than Ceres, and an easy naked eye object to spot. Anyone familiar with the sky would spot that easily. Incidentally, they said in the movie that only 15 telescopes in the world could spot the asteroid. As I have just shown, there are billions of unaided eyes that could have seen it as well. Using Hubble is a big deal in these types of movies. Unfortunately, it won't work. Go to my review "Doomsday Rock" for details. Basically, Hubble cannot be pointed anywhere in under two weeks due to the onboard software. [Note added May 26, 2000: D'oh! Actually, for an extreme emergency, Hubble could be pointed somewhere in as little as 2 days. However, it takes time to write up the software needed to point it, so in reality it would take a little longer than that.]
Bad: We get a good look at the asteroid. It is rough, jagged, with lots of spikes. It is surrounded by vapor.
Good: The vapor was weird. I suppose an asteroid can have pockets of gas deep inside (the boundary between comets and asteroids can be blurry), and they even say as much in the movie too (holy cow, they got something else right!). But the gas is shown as red and green. Nebulae, or gas clouds, in deep space have color, and do look red and green, but that is due to their being excited by a source of ultraviolet light. The asteroid's vapor would look white to the eye, because it is lit by reflected sunlight. No big deal, but it's just another dramatic effect added with no real scientific content.
Bad: This is just Bad. During the X-71 launch sequence, they used real Space Shuttle footage, and used computer graphics to stitch the image of the X-71 onto a shuttle rocket stack. However, at least once during the sequence, you could see they forgot or didn't bother to change the Shuttle to the X-71. They just left the video as it was, and you could clearly see that it was a real Shuttle, and not the X-71. This reminded me of the old TV show "I Dream of Jeannie", when they would show footage from two or three different rockets whenever Captain Nelson went into space. You'd see an Mercury rocket miraculously change in to a Saturn. I laughed out loud in the theater when I saw that scene!
Bad: Just before the X-71's dock with the "Russian space station", the cosmonaut sends it spinning to give them gravity.
Good: Then, after they dock, what is holding the X-71's to the station? All you see is a little tube connecting them to the station. That little tube could not possibly hold the ``weight'' of an X-71 against the spin of the station. Now, when you rotate a space station, you would feel a force outwards, away from the center, just like when you round a curve in a car. This would feel like gravity. During the next scenes, gravity goes every which way, basically whichever direction was convenient for the script. At the center of the station, incidentally, there would be no force at all! The force outwards that you would feel in a spinning space station is the product of how fast it's spinning and how far you are from the center; the farther out you are, the stronger the force. At the center, you are at zero distance (by definition!) and so you'd feel no force. There'd be no gravity! Finally, what's a "Russian space station" (they never call it Mir) doing with enough fuel for two rockets? I don't think the Russian space agency ever budgeted for a plot device. ;-)
Bad: The Big Plan is to split the asteroid in half far enough away from the Earth that the separating halves will both miss. This must be accomplished four hours before impact.
Good:
Bad: After the asteroid passes the Moon, a technician says the Moon's gravity has sent the asteroid tumbling, and soon the astronauts will be out of communication range because they will be rotated away from the Earth.
Good:
Bad: The asteroid is big enough to have some gravity, so the people can walk and drive on the surface, but the gravity is so light that they need thrusters working in their suits and vehicles to keep from flying away. Inside the ship, though, people walk normally without suits.
Good:
Even more, one of the armored armadillos launches itself across a
canyon, with the astronauts inside hoping to use the thrusters to
push them back down when they get over the other side. They hit some rocks
and start spinning, and then use the thrusters. This somehow gets them
back down, when actually it would send them corkscrewing and not just
spinning. If they touched down, it would be a big coincidence if
it were right side up!
Bad: The astronauts need to bury the bomb inside the asteroid to magnify the effect of the explosion. They need to get it 800 feet deep, so they drill a hole to plant it.
Good: One other thing: if time is of the essence, and they have to dig 800 feet down, why did they dig at a 45 degree angle?! That added an extra 320 feet to their drilling. What they should have done was ram one of those X-71's straight on to the asteroid. That would have created a crater much deeper than that! They wouldn't have had to dig so far.
Bad: As the final hour approaches, suddenly there is a series of explosions, with rocks flying everywhere! There are also huge gales that threaten to kill the astronauts.
Good:
Those are the main points, though I'm sure I'll get lots of email suggesting others! However, there were some small points as well:
Sigh. My personal opinion of the movie science was of course low, lower than even I thought before seeing it. But I also thought the plot was vapid, the direction awful (it was like an extended car commercial, someone pointed out) and had so many ridiculous things in it that I had a hard time enjoying the fun of it. It was fun, but even that was hampered by the sheer over-the-topness of it. I never once had the feeling that the Earth would be destroyed, so all the drama of the impending doom was gone. In "Deep Impact", after the first half of the movie, you never once forgot what was going on; the sense of doom was palpable, so much so that my heart was pounding during the impact sequence. In "Armageddon", the drama never existed. One of the most important aspects of a film, especially a science fiction, is the suspension of disbelief. Once you get that "Oh, come on" feeling, I disengage myself from the movie a bit, and the fun drops. I was disappointed by this movie, and not just because of the scientific ludicrousness. I just watched a special behind the scenes look at the movie aired on the cable channel "E!", and in it the technical advisor for the movie said "a number of ideas [before the final film was shot] needed to be changed to be physically realizable..." I wonder if he meant filmable, or actually physically better than what they started with. If the latter, I wonder how more cartoonish the movie might have been originally!
I did find some links to "Armageddon" sites. A web search will yield hundreds of them, but here are some good ones:
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