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Review: Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Before the usual Bad/Good stuff, I want to indulge myself for a moment with a personal review of "Attack of the Clones". I liked this movie, for the most part. It had some very weak moments, generally whenever the actors had to actually act. The emotional scenes were fairly wooden, and the dialogue was stilted. But the overall feel and plotting was really pretty good! Lucas is obviously really laying the groundwork not just for the third movie, but for the first series as well. The devious politicking was complex, but once I saw what was going on the story became pretty cool. Palpatine is playing both sides of fence, encouraging the Federation to secede so that he can rally the Republic against them. He gets absolute power over the Senate, and in the third movie (mark my words) the revolt will be squashed. He can then consolidate the two forces, and his plans will be complete. There will have to be a big scene where Anakin battles Dooku (Christopher Lee's character), gets beat up pretty badly, and becomes Palpatine's right hand man. We'll have to see Yoda and Obi-Wan go into exile as well... and now I think I'll have to watch the original Star Wars too! So "Clones" is pretty cool stuff. We get lots of gee-whiz action, plus a rather complicated high-level political game too. The special effects, especially in the last hour (the movie runs 2.5 hours) were awesome. I just wish "Phantom Menace" had been this good. Still, I'll go back and watch PM again now. Lucas was setting things up for "Clones", which I think made that first movie suffer. But if the third one can play off this second one, Lucas will have pulled off a pretty good series of flicks. If you are still reading this, thanks for letting me wander a bit. I'll note that there wasn't a whole lot of actual astronomy and spacey-type stuff in this movie, but there was some, and of course, some mistakes. So now, on to the astronomy!
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So it's not Bad at all that Obi-Wan says the planet is south of the Rishi Maze. It's actually a perfectly good way to describe it!
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Then there is the matter of the seismic charges. In space, as it is said, no one can hear you scream. Without air, this is literally true: sound needs a medium (like air, water or rock) through which to travel. A vacuum, by definition, is the lack of such a medium, so sound cannot travel in space. I'll accept that movies depict ships making sounds as they move through space, since almost every movie does it, and we, the viewing audience, are used to hearing sounds as things move past us. But I have my limits. The seismic charge, based on sound, cannot work. Now, I expect Star Wars purists will want to argue this point with me, making claims about how the seismic charges use a subspace blast or some such thing (shades of the Kessel run!). However, I'm not buying it. When the charges explode, we see the flash, but hear nothing for several seconds. Then, BOOM! Since sound travels slower than light, we see the flash immediately, but must wait a few seconds for the sound wave to reach us (which is why we see lightning before we hear thunder). So clearly Lucas is implying that the charges are sonic. In space, that just won't work. [Note added May 30, 2002: As I expected, the emails have flooded in. There have been many interesting points raised, from the charges vaporizing the asetroids (and so we see the debris expanding) to us just seeing the shock wave itself. Either way, I'm just not buying it! The sound effect accompanying the shock wave is not like that of a blast; it has a more resonant, bell-like quality. Clearly, Lucas was implying something more than just a simple explosion here. And calling it a seismic charge also implies something different than a mine or a missile. So I'm sticking by my guns, haha, and throwing the flag on this one.]
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Good: [Note added May 30, 2002: I have received quite a few emails about this one. Many people point out, correctly, that if Obi-Wan were accelerating when his ship got hit, then the scorch mark would look like it were blown backwards. Scorch marks are made (I can assume in this case) by vaporized metal from his hull. When it gets heated by the blaster, it expands rapidly. Normally this would leave a circular scorch mark, but if he is accelerating, it would be displaced in the direction opposite the acceleration. So if he is increasing his forward speed, the marks would be behind the actual hole. However, I'll note that every mark was behind the hole (well, toward the aft, to use ship-lingo). That means that every time he was hit he was accelerating forward. That seems unlikely to me! There have been other explanations emailed to me as well, but like the acceleration idea, they all assume that every time Obi-Wan's ship is hit everything is exactly the same (that is, distance between the ships, their relative angle, speed, etc. is always the same, which they clearly wouldn't be in a dogfight). So again, I'll chalk this one up as an error, pure and simple.]
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Good: However (and here at Bad Astronomy Central there is always a "however"), note that I said interplanetary space. Solar sails accelerate very slowly. It might take weeks or months to get up to a reasonable speed to move between planets. Dooku uses one to travel to another star system. I hope he's not in a hurry! It'll take decades at least to get to another star. Padme mentions that Coruscant is "halfway across the galaxy" from Geonosis, so that journey by sail would actually take thousands or even hundreds of thousands of years. Dooku better pack an in-flight snack. For more info on solar sails, there is a webpage about the Planetary Society's solar sail project as well.
ConclusionsSo, that's it! Like I said above, there wasn't much astronomy in the movie, so there isn't much to comment on. This movie did better than others in the series, and the mistakes weren't that big of a deal; there wasn't much plot that depended on the Bad Astronomy (except maybe the seismic charges).I did enjoy the movie, and plan on seeing it again (after I watch "Phantom Menace" again as a refresher). The first part is a bit slow, and even silly in parts (why oh why does C3P0 get so many lines?), but the last half more than makes up for it. And I can't believe I'm writing this, but I am actually looking forward to Episode 3.
LinksOf course, there are a zillion pages about Star Wars on the web.
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